Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Urban Names?

okay now I'm just getting tired of this. Everyday in school I hear so many "urban names". First off, they are not "urban" at all. THEY'RE GHETTO!! And the bad thing about it is that some people know and are proud to have ghetto names and be ghetto. I'm 16 and I'm tired of it. Let me show you some of what I hear Monday thru Friday:
ShaiValontiana (Sha-va-lon-ti-ana)
Bre'Anshe'
Ke'Anshe' (Bre'Anshe's little sister)
Quinnesha
Chantanee'
Sharice
LeSherria
Daquashous KeDar (very sweet person)
Voquashious
Shante'
Shamel DeAntonio (very intelligent)
Brit'Ni (her name is spelled regularly but SHE wants to spell it differently)
Iamunique (a four-year-old)
Be Original (first and middle names. Nickname: B.O.)
Nkosi (looks African but pronounced En-cozy and he didn't know what it mean)
Bannell
Tranika
Keirstien (pronounced Keers-ten and he's a boy)
Rahdasia (sweet but wild child)
Kenedra (Ka-nee-drah)
Quayvon (his middle name is ALLEN!!)
Kamon
Nomaneeka
Lamaneice (yes like the animal llama)
DeQuincy
RaKeirae (not quit sure if I spelled it right but pronounced Rah-Key-Ray)
Empress SayNiyah (my younger cousin)
Shanequa (variations: Shenequa, Shenique, Shaniqua, etc.)
Ashailynn (sweet girl)
Shynika (a close friend)
Dylon (pronounced Die-lonn)
D'ara (Dee-air-a)
Galen (Gay-len or Jay-len; he aswers both)
Jerod (best friend's middle name)
Keisha (a close friend)
Don'Sha (boy cousin's middle; pronounced Don-Shay)
Kalen (like Kayla but with a "n")
A'Twai (A-twah; french for star but still....)
TreVeon
Aquarious (sweet girl born in August)
Yasania
Shakita (like the fruit)
Shawndrekeia (Shon-dree-key-ah)
LaFreakia (La-Freak-a)
Tyshea (Ty-shay; she's proud to be ghetto)
NyQuel & DaiQuel (like the medicine; twins)
Rashadiqua (Ra-sha-dee-kwah)
Marquijah (combination of dad Mark and mom Kadijah; Mar-kee-jah)
Tykeah
Diojinae (Dee-ah-je-nay)
AquaNikeesha-Neka Zaquana (my friend's future baby's name)
Angelisa
Andelissa
LaQuinta
ShaQuinta (not related to LaQuinta but friends)
Porchia (proud to be ghetto)
Shamara
Taneika
Sharneice
Woneazell (One-zell)
De'Quonne
De'Vaughntay
Tyriq
Princeton (naming him that won't make him go there)
Aquinda Shaniq (A-quin-dah Sha-neek; named after her daddy Quincy; cousin)
Mauricia (Mah-Reece-ee-ah; nickname:Nookie)
Deveon (Dev-ee-on)
Dondre (similar to DeAndre but....)
Devon (not too bad but it's pronounced Devin)
Kaleiah (Kah-lee-ah)
Ajia (pronounced Jah)
BreRon
Quatika
Andre & Rondre (twins)
Supreme
Melcepheous (Mel-sea-fuss)
Vonyasia
JaMichael
Johnatae
Lechelle (Michelle wasn't enough?)
All of these people I know. I have not made any names up.Some are the sweetest people in the world but when they get older, they probably won't get a good job. Not only will the racist employers know that they're black, but the equal-opportunity employers won't know how to pronounce their name for an interview so they will probably call in Susan or Johnathan instead. Why do mothers insist on naming their children names that sound ludicrous? I know some names have a meaning but seriously, what LaFreakia mean? (please don't answer that question) Comment and tell me some names of kids you know. (No made up names please) and can someone please tell me what happened to the Lisa's and Mark's? Where did the Nicole's go? Can someone please find me an Anthony or an Andrew? Is having a traditional name so....bad?